"My home but now I have something you put in the supermarket at the gate of the community first! I’ll get it later. "
Wu day thought for a while and said
Wu Tian has something to do? That’s right! Sleeping is a super event for otaku.
"That Mr. Ning Wu, I have clearly marked the express delivery in front of your house and must hand it over to you."
The courier voice came to Ning Wu again, and I could faintly hear someone talking outside the door
And Wu day was shocked when the courier was so dedicated? You know, once a courier was thrown into the supermarket at the door for three days, the courier didn’t even call the Ning Wu courier. He said it was put in the supermarket at the door, and then Ning Wu went to get it, but he was surprised to find that it wasn’t.
An inch of time and an inch of gold for a piece-by-piece courier, the faster each piece is delivered, the more it may be delivered every day, and the more money it will take. Now this courier doesn’t cherish the magic of time. What on earth is this?
"Are you still there, Mr. Ning Wu?"
The courier voice rang again and interrupted Ning Wu’s condescension.
"Oh, I’ll pay you back and wait for me."
Ning Wu finished wearing bedside slippers and pajamas, so he didn’t wear anything. You call me an exhibitionist? Boss, can you stop this? Don’t take pajamas and don’t dress properly, okay?
After Ning Wu walked out of his room, he looked at the whole living room as a mess. He hurriedly took advantage of the fact that he had not made a big move for many days, threw these things on the sofa and then swaggered to the Xuan preparation door
Pushing the door, Wu Tian looked at the courier whose face was red with cold. At this moment, he felt that he should not be prejudiced against the courier. After all, they also worked hard to earn money by themselves. Wu Tian said with guilt, "I’m sorry to have kept you waiting."
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Chapter one hundred and thirty-two Joke Notice
"It’s okay, it’s okay. This is a paid item, please pay 231 yuan." The courier brother said this and handed the courier to Ning Wu. At the same time, the courier brother’s face became more red. Isn’t your face frozen red?
Ning Wu smell speech all petrified face expression formed two words, two capital embarrassment, he was cash-strapped.
No wonder I chose to pay the parcel and paid 231. Well, Ning Wu forced haha to take out his wallet and order 231 for the courier brother. There are still 20 yuan in his wallet, so I can get ready to move bricks after two meals today.
After paying the money, the courier brother fled to Ning Wu. He was in a hurry to deliver the courier, but the more he thought about it, the more wrong he was. I didn’t buy anything, and where did I get the delivery?
"Shit" Ning Wu scolded 1 that he should have been cheated. Isn’t this routine of sending express all cheating? Ran to the window and glanced at it. Sure enough, the courier brother had already disappeared.
Ning Wu silently read this sentence to relieve the depressed mood of being cheated and never accept this kind of route again. Every time you receive a parcel, you should check it first, especially this kind of parcel to be paid.
By the way, the parcel hasn’t been hit yet. Hurry up and see what it is to send to the fake courier. How can the courier get something to dry? Otherwise, the average person will not buy it. People like Ning Wu should never imitate it.
Ning Wu violently dismantled the parcel by three, five, and two. There was a piece of paper in the parcel. When the paper was taken out, the five characters of the admission notice came into view.
Specifically as follows
Dear Mr. Ning Wu
You are admitted to our college because of your extraordinary talent. Please prepare everything for three days. When you decide that you are ready, someone will pick you up. If you have not prepared good words, someone will pick you up after the three-day deadline expires. Please let me know. Although it is no big deal not to let you go.
Chuangshi college session enrollment office
Ning Wu looked at how awesome 13 was notified by Tsinghua Peking University. Did it turn out to be a so-called Genesis College to train Genesis God? Come on, fake courier. Are you in a hurry? This kind of cow 13 college root can’t be in this world, okay
After spitting, Ning Wu threw away the so-called notice and expressed his friendship with the fake courier brother. Ning Wu also kindly tore the notice of Chuangshi College into pieces.
"Ah, ah, ah ~" Ning Wu howled and punched at the air, and after being fooled, he went back to the bedroom and continued to sleep, but he woke up without sleeping for a while.
I haven’t arrived yet. I’m not hungry, but depressed. Ning Wu has always fooled people. Ning Wu has never been fooled. Remember when was the last time I was fooled?
It was three years ago that Ning Wu was fooled. Three years ago, Ning Wu quarreled with his father and went to this city alone from his hometown in S province, and then he was fooled by an old Taoist.
At that time, when Ning Wu first arrived in Doucheng, he promised to be an apprentice to the old Taoist priest because he had no acquaintances, no work and little money, and learned some superficial boxing skills and tricks from Taoist classics.
Moreover, Ning Wu was also named by the strange old man, that is, his old Taoist master. This road number must have been guessed by you. Yes, it is not the Ning Wu road number, and the Ning Wu road number is called I don’t know if it feels very compelling.
Now Wu Ninggong’s great cause of moving bricks refers to giving people practical things. Ning Wu is an emerging Taoist priest in this era. Nowadays, there are real estate and network economy to make money. Ning Wu is dedicated to showing feng shui practices to various real estate companies.
Moreover, Ning Wu is also a city with a good border. Each business is priced at 1 per month and does not accept appointments, and it may vary with Ning Wu’s mood
The reason is that the old guy taught Wu Nai-chen a calculus method called "One-Three Arithmetic". It is no exaggeration to say that this is one or the deduction of future classics.
However, this ancient book is so lame that it can’t be deduced. The only thing that can be deduced is that the earth’s veins are deduced from the underground rock layers and the river trends.
Well, it’s just feng shui, and the old Taoist priest is also in this line of work, but the old Taoist priest never had a chance until he died a year ago. Ning Wu also happened to meet a real estate company and build a new building in a special geology.
And Ning Wu carefully planned it. First, he ran to the other party’s sales department and said something crooked. Anyway, even Ning Wu himself couldn’t understand it.
Then the other party didn’t understand, of course, and ignored it. Then Ning Wu went around preaching that the company wouldn’t listen to his advice and they would choose a new building. Something would happen if the feng shui in that place was not good.
Then, there has been a heated discussion for several months. Ning Wu caught the local news and was detained for fifteen days in the name of spreading rumors by the police station.
In this way, Ning Wu was on fire, but at that time, there was a loud and bad celebrity, Ning Wu, a Taoist who boasted and tried to cheat money. Until the completion of the building acceptance, the whole building sank into the earth.
If it wasn’t for the acceptance schedule, the inspector didn’t know why and the boss of the real estate company appeared in a certain kv, it was estimated that he would be dead.
The final result is that Wu Tian is a real person. From then on, if a real estate company wants to develop a new property, it is best to look for Ning Wu to do something. Although Ning Wu’s practice is to read a few Taoist classics, it also makes all real estate companies feel at ease. Plus, Ning Wu has been to real estate companies and there has never been any major accident, so all real estate companies are eager to pray for Ning Wu’s practice.
However, it is really annoying for Ning Wu to run around every day, and he has set a 1 yuan rule of one order per month. Even Ning Wu himself didn’t expect this situation to be more popular.
Chapter one hundred and thirty-three There is work to do
But even so, Ning Wu has not made a fortune, but has become more and more embarrassed. The reason is that the last page of the 13-skill number says that those who vent the open-air machine will be damned.
Although the Ning Wu leak is not a great secret, it is not a secret at all, but it is this that makes Ning Wu suffer the so-called scourge
The scourge is very simple. It’s all little things like bumps and bumps, headaches, brain fever, small problems, fingers being caught in the door, hair being shaved, lips being cut, backache, diarrhea, etc. It’s not a big problem except cutting the lips with a razor. The problem is that Wu Ning wants to rest for 24 hours.
These so-called scourges didn’t disappear until Ning Wu, who couldn’t stand being harassed, donated most of his money to local welfare homes and orphanages except for his living needs.
It is precisely because of this move that Ning Wu once again won a good name, which means that he lives in this room because he especially admires others for lending it to him.
At the other end of the conversation came a man who called himself a courier.
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