I’ll ask him to turn around and try it when I have to salute this gourd.
That gourd turned on its own!
At that moment, it was a cold sweat on my forehead. My heart said, I don’t want to fall to my head and kill people!
Click!
A little crunchy
I will not hurriedly look at those gangsters.
Then I will be black in the face.
See all the gangsters’ belts and broken pants tribal land …
"Ghost!" I don’t know who shouted and ran away
Then he became restless and ran after him.
As a result …
Plop, plop …
If these pants don’t get up, they will naturally fall on the ground and roll the gourd.
But these gangsters are really scared. It’s strange enough to get a gourd out of a strange flower. There is an eye in the gourd and it can spit people out …
It’s a good thing that they can barely understand it as a technological means.
But you can’t move when you look at them. That’s weird!
When they turn around, their belts are broken, which is even more terrible.
The signs are beyond their knowledge of the world, and they are so scared that they want their parents to give them more legs that they can’t even roll and climb out for a while, so they wear colorful pants and start a street trip …
Brother Ping shouted, "Wait for me" with his trousers behind him, and cursed the heartless coward, but he didn’t run slowly.
Although I didn’t know what was going on, I didn’t forget to wave at the door and shout, "Take your time, guest!"
"Come to your uncle often!" Someone cursed a group of people, and just counted the aunt’s eyes and disappeared.
At this time, the old man selling locks leaned in and asked, "Hey, what’s the situation?"
I can’t say naturally that there are monsters in my home that scare them, so I casually spun a story, "Don’t worry, isn’t this a response to the national environmental protection call?" Low-carbon environmental protection … What … So they decided not to wear pants … Oh, right, there is also this activity called Pant Day Action in foreign countries. Yes, it’s Pant Day. Don’t you run without pants? "
The old man’s frown is obviously a little unbelieving.
I will not hurriedly change the subject and pass the big lock in the past. "Give me back this lock, old man."
As soon as the old man heard the return, he was not happy. He shook his head like a rattle and said, "Just buy it and return it?" Did you come to my place to buy it for fun? Do not retreat. "
I will not say, "If you don’t return it, I will call the police."
"Call the police? You just fought and I saw it and recorded it. Do you dare to call the police? " The old man cried with fear
I will believe that he is a ghost. If I really want to see the fighting scene inside, I will believe that this old Liu is faster than those gangsters.
I will have to laugh. "Ok, you can call the police, old man. This lock is your support. If you really sentence me to a fight, then you are also an accomplice. Then let’s go to the station and squat in the corner and talk slowly?"
The old man’s face suddenly turned red and he looked at Yu Huifei as if he were looking at a shameful hooligan. "You … always have no suitable reason not to retreat."
I will not say with a smile, "The reason is simple. I bought a lock to lock my car. You see, I bought your lock, but what about my car?"
The old man looked around and didn’t see a bike. "How do I know your car?"
I can’t help laughing. "Yeah, I don’t even have a car. Why should I buy your lock?"
"You fight …"
"You sponsor"
"Do you … do you want some face?"
"You sold me 500 for a lock. Are you ashamed?"
"Brother, we are all mixed up. Don’t give up, okay?"
"Master, it’s all mixed up. Give me some noodles, okay?"
"You are going to war, aren’t you? You don’t know your grandfather’s street name, do you? "
I will not immediately take out a cellular phone and video mode, "Sir, what’s your title? Say … Say to the mobile phone that I have a bad memory, record a paragraph and listen to us and worship together with the police later. "
Chapter 7 Do you smoke with big eyes?
The old man to the mouth cow force don’t dare to blow stare eyes stare for half a day don’t say a word.
I will not hey hey say with smile "Sir, look, isn’t it such a truth? I buy you to lock the car, you sell me to lock it, and there is no problem in our transaction. "
The old man snorted a nod.
Yu Huifei continued, "But after I bought your lock, I lost my car. Is it okay to return it if I lost my lock?"